Emojis, or the lack thereof

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While walking, Jip the Farm Dog and I had a conversation. As we do.

It was a somewhat in depth, animated discussion about emojis. We had a lot of thoughts. And questions.

Like why do they have so many for dumb things, yet have none for things we might want to emoji about?

Who uses all of those animal emojis?

Why, for the love of all that is good and decent, are they so stinkin’ SMALL? You can’t see them anyway!

We don’t think that is because of our failing eyesight either.

Why all the fruit?

I’m sure there is an answer, but what are all these? When might they be appropriate?

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Do we really need all these color choices for books and then only have like 4 emojis for birthday or celebration????

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Why July 17? Does this mean something I am not aware of?

Where is the emoji for need a nap?

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When would one find it useful to use the second row from left, top emoji?

What could the one under it possibly be? It’s not like you can enlarge these things.

We have those sparkling beauties and yet none for my needs???

We are in agreement, they need to have emojis for the middle aged woman.

Since the majority of my readers are in this category, what would be your contribution to the emoji catalogue?

Don’t leave me hanging, there is no emoji for THAT, leave your answer in the comments.

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16 responses »

  1. LOL, i ALSO THOUGHT A PERSONAL HEAT WAVE WOULD BE NEEDED! AS FOR THE JULY 17TH, COULD IT REALLY BE FOR MY NIECE’S BIRTHDAY?! HOW DID SHE DO THAT?

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  2. Not to mention how much trouble we get into with our kids using emojis all wrong.
    I thought 😈 meant I was mad, not so. And 😍 just meant I was super happy, once again not so. We definitely need our own middle aged emojis so we can properly communicate. 😇🔥🙀

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  3. I’ve always wondered why that pile of poop is SMILING. 💩

    I think the Japanese are the originators of emojis, hence the bowl of noodles with chopsticks. Seriously. They must take their fruit and books seriously, but never get hot flashes. Wait. How about this 👵🏻🔥 for ‘hot flash’? I use the old man and old lady emojis often.

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